Besides, there are far more influential numbers that require more consideration: number of children he/she has and doesn’t take care of, credit score, number of times he/she has been divorces, number of dollars in his/her saving account…
Archive for the ‘love’ Category
Lemme get yo numba shawty…
Posted in love, relationships, sex, singles, Uncategorized on November 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Good Girl Gone Bad
Posted in break-ups, love, relationships, Uncategorized on November 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I survived vulnerability, but feel no wiser, only pertrified. Is that strength? If I have to squint to see it, maybe it’s an optical illusion.
Co-Dependent and UTTERLY RIDICULOUS
Posted in break-ups, love, relationships, singles on November 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
All the domestic chores I hate doing, I would brave just to have a man around to scare all the ghosts away at night, tell me I’m sexy, and kill the spiders.
CO-DEPENDENT AND RIDICULOUS MUCH???
How Hot Do You Want It???
Posted in break-ups, love, relationships, singles on October 26, 2009 | 3 Comments »
The Starbucks guy smiled at me, as he always does. I bit my lip and smiled back, like I always do. Does his smile mean something other than, “Hi, welcome to Starbucks”? I bet it doesn’t, but it sure is nice to be smiled at, not feared, chasing away customers by begging them to spend [...]
Orgasms in my iPod
Posted in break-ups, Foo Fighters, love, relationships, singles on October 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »
He says, “Breathe out so I can breathe you in, hold you in.” I crave human intoxication, to be so full of the air that he just breathed…have that breath sustain me too…and allow his life to course through my body.
Singularity’s Six Fabulosities
Posted in break-ups, love, relationships, singles on October 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Singletons can rejoice over these six small victories over the attached…single women anyways :/ You can comfortably buy the 5 for $10 pack of high-cut white briefs, aka Granny Panties, without fear of how you’ll hide them from the man you’re trying to convince of your sexiness. No more uncomfortable lectures from your gray-bearded gyn [...]
Why I’m not a lesbian…
Posted in break-ups, lesbian, love, relationships, Uncategorized on October 24, 2009 | 4 Comments »
BUT the deal breaker for me…the ONE thing I would never tolerate…the one sin my dream-lady would undoubtedly commit…she would surely steal my tampons.
Dave Grohl is my DREAM MAN!!!
Posted in break-ups, Foo Fighters, love, relationships on October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
so Tyra knows who my crush is: Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters).
Don’t Ignore the Flashing Lights…
Posted in break-ups, love, relationships, Uncategorized on October 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
As I recall I know you love to show off, but I never thought that you would take it this far, what did I kno? Apparently, I knew nothing. “Flashing Lights”Today, I’m angry. Why? I haven’t been able to partake in my triumphant homecoming festivities because of this break-up. I had to give up [...]
Why I can’t abandon black men, even though I want to
Posted in break-ups, love, relationships, Uncategorized on October 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I have had a pretty unfortunate history with black men. Maybe it’s because I’ve only really ever dated black men. If you’re not black, you can’t appreciate the diversity of dating African, Carribean, American…or specifically Nigerian (Yoruba & Igbo), Jamaican, Southern, Cali-boys, New Yorkers, etc. Contrary to popular belief, there is no singular black [...]
